Male Rating System...Sweet shit

Ok, so I've been on a book binge and well...I stumbled across this Dark Hunter series...there's a sweet rating system involved with Kisses of the Night. So like here it goes...1 to 4 1 being the best of the best...

4. Milk Man = any man who is gorgeous enough to be allowed a cup of milk in bed whenever (I suspect cows milk, GET YOUR MIND FROM THE TOILET!)

3. Cracker (Yeah I know...this term has other meanings too. Tin Foil Army and SS are well aware of that :D) = Any man who is gorgeous enough to be allowed crackers in bed (oh lord NOW we've got trouble)

2. Cookies = Any man who is gorgeous enough to be allowed cookies to bed. AKA They're a god..(If I knew cookies were gods, I'd let my computer snack on them more)

1. Powdered Donuts = any man who is gorgeous enough to be allowed powdered donuts in bed (it's not all bad, for one you get to lick the sugar from him and two, if you have a donut he licks the sugar from you :D)

Ok. and as general rule...gorgeous does not always mean tangible looks. It could mean his heart, his penis, etc...