I think I'm bi or something

What would you think after realizing the hetero porn does nothing for you? Lezzies and boobs, AMERICA FUCK YEAH *boioioioioiing*

But then after I feel weird about fapping to a chick, I look up some Dethklok porn and all is well... But the fact that it's cartoon porn must mean I have some sort of issue, right? Jebus.

Can't they find hot porn dudes who don't have hairless bodies and aren't either fat or too muscley? And for the love of god, IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU. MAKE THE CHICK GASM!! That's partly why I dislike hetero porn, I don't watch it and go "Wowie, that'd feel sweet". No, it's a chick shoving her hips down a guy's ding dong, while he pounds it in her like he's filling up a fish tank. THAT. DON'T. DO. SHIT. FOR. MY. VAGINA.

Also, seeing as YouPorn is my only option to find porn on until I get my own comp... Yeah... I can't find much good stuff.

And also... How did I spend 3 minutes writing about porn? I was supposed to be in bed two hours ago. <_< ... BYE! :D

I'm in love with a fucking cartoon

SO HERE'S THE THING. I am about... Fangirl girl #4,552,300 of Metalocalypse. And like most fangirls of this show, I am in love with Toki Wartooth. Not to say that MY obsession (oh heavens no) is on the verge of becoming creepy, but ya know... I already went through my finding-animated-people-attractive thing. D: But seriously, wouldn't YOU want a cute boy with an accent who says "I love sausage festival!"? I BET YOU WOULD. And I'm watching the first season DVD endlessly like a freak, but it's the only thing I feel like watching lately. Also, the Blogger photo stuff is weird, so pictures above.