I Need to Bitch

About one thing in particular. WHY IS THE ADULT IN THIS SIGN A FEMALE?!


I hate it that women are always the ones pictured with the kids. Why not the men? Because it's still the dark ages when men only provided sperm and food for the children? FUCK THAT! Women and men have an EQUAL share in raising a child.

Which means I hate when signs like that show women instead of an asexual person.

Hey, I just felt the need to post something

We still don't have a post for October, so I'll start us off. We've come up with a few new concepts in the last few days. The Tin Foil News; Burrito Army; Tash's Computer Idiocy Book. Stuff along those lines.

In school, I've been told I have to make a timeline, so I'm making one on the TFA. And I do believe it's the time of year I'm supposed to make a newsletter for us. Where to start, eh? Yo, Rachel, I need new stylized TFA members!

Oh yeah, I'll share a few hot dudes with y'all!

I'll start off with Dero from Oomph! Who's band just released their album, which rocks. Their videos are top key too :D!
(I'mma just post the whole band and kill two birds with one stone(though I'd never really kill a bird, I'd feel bad for it))

Dero is in the center of the photo, btw.

Who else have I been looking at? Oh yeah, there's the 11,000-year-old Atlantean God named Archeron, but he's a fictional character in a book, so....

I'll post a pic of Bella and Edward from Twilight (can't waits for the movie):

RIP Rick Wright

Rick Wright, keyboard player for Pink Floyd, has died from a short battle to cancer. He was 65 years old, and lemme tell you a bit of something, coming from a fan who cried her fucking ass off.

When I started listening to Pink Floyd around the age of 11, 12, they amazed me like nothing I heard before. At the time, we only had, obviously, Dark Side of the Moon. And as I listened to that album constantly, my favorite songs were Us and Them, and The Great Gig in the Sky. Great Gig was like this misty enchanting melodic escape for me, and made my imagination jump off walls, and gives me great memories of playing Zelda while listening to Dark Side.

As I got more albums, I became a bigger fan. Atom Heart Mother was the greatest album ever recorded in my book when I was 13, and Summer 68, sung by Rick, was... I dunno. I can't even think up words, that song just means alot to me and reminds me of old times when I would stay up with all the lights off, listening to the album, thinking about forests and all that... Because of Zelda games. YES I LISTEN TO FLOYD WITH ZELDA, it's a wonderful combo, like beer and cigarettes to everyone else I know.

And lately, I've been listening to Relics, a CD with mostly B-sides and some songs off Piper. Paintbox is also sung by Rick, and I listened to it, sobbing, just a while ago. I screamed "Goddammit!" into a towel while snot got all over my face. Without his keyboards or vocals, the warm feeling that Floyd gives me would be lost. He was key to their sound and was the heart of it all. And dammit, may he rest in peace and see his friend Syd again.

Rick, you were a genius, and I miss you like you can't imagine.

This is Totally Me

Like... stuuuuff.

TASH, WHERE ARE OUR READERS!? Do we even have any? No? Ok...

Btw, black cherry soda is awesome.

Origins, yet again.

So, I've done more thinking about my last name and its origins. I've come to the conclusion that I either have Scot, Celt, or Viking in my blood. Personally, I vote for Viking...I'd love the thought of my ancestors pissing off the Romans. :D

I'm finding Funnies :D

uh oh, PedoBear will be after that one <_<



Best of the Best:

Male Rating System...Sweet shit

Ok, so I've been on a book binge and well...I stumbled across this Dark Hunter series...there's a sweet rating system involved with Kisses of the Night. So like here it goes...1 to 4 1 being the best of the best...

4. Milk Man = any man who is gorgeous enough to be allowed a cup of milk in bed whenever (I suspect cows milk, GET YOUR MIND FROM THE TOILET!)

3. Cracker (Yeah I know...this term has other meanings too. Tin Foil Army and SS are well aware of that :D) = Any man who is gorgeous enough to be allowed crackers in bed (oh lord NOW we've got trouble)

2. Cookies = Any man who is gorgeous enough to be allowed cookies to bed. AKA They're a god..(If I knew cookies were gods, I'd let my computer snack on them more)

1. Powdered Donuts = any man who is gorgeous enough to be allowed powdered donuts in bed (it's not all bad, for one you get to lick the sugar from him and two, if you have a donut he licks the sugar from you :D)

Ok. and as general rule...gorgeous does not always mean tangible looks. It could mean his heart, his penis, etc...

I'm in love with a fucking cartoon

SO HERE'S THE THING. I am about... Fangirl girl #4,552,300 of Metalocalypse. And like most fangirls of this show, I am in love with Toki Wartooth. Not to say that MY obsession (oh heavens no) is on the verge of becoming creepy, but ya know... I already went through my finding-animated-people-attractive thing. D: But seriously, wouldn't YOU want a cute boy with an accent who says "I love sausage festival!"? I BET YOU WOULD. And I'm watching the first season DVD endlessly like a freak, but it's the only thing I feel like watching lately. Also, the Blogger photo stuff is weird, so pictures above.

Super Sperm

Ok, so this term has been recently changed. Super sperm is no longer exclusively for women who have a tendency to knock other women up. Now, there are vampires who can knock female HUMANS up. :D Interesting discovery....