I'm finding Funnies :D

uh oh, PedoBear will be after that one <_<



Best of the Best:

Male Rating System...Sweet shit

Ok, so I've been on a book binge and well...I stumbled across this Dark Hunter series...there's a sweet rating system involved with Kisses of the Night. So like here it goes...1 to 4 1 being the best of the best...

4. Milk Man = any man who is gorgeous enough to be allowed a cup of milk in bed whenever (I suspect cows milk, GET YOUR MIND FROM THE TOILET!)

3. Cracker (Yeah I know...this term has other meanings too. Tin Foil Army and SS are well aware of that :D) = Any man who is gorgeous enough to be allowed crackers in bed (oh lord NOW we've got trouble)

2. Cookies = Any man who is gorgeous enough to be allowed cookies to bed. AKA They're a god..(If I knew cookies were gods, I'd let my computer snack on them more)

1. Powdered Donuts = any man who is gorgeous enough to be allowed powdered donuts in bed (it's not all bad, for one you get to lick the sugar from him and two, if you have a donut he licks the sugar from you :D)

Ok. and as general rule...gorgeous does not always mean tangible looks. It could mean his heart, his penis, etc...

I'm in love with a fucking cartoon

SO HERE'S THE THING. I am about... Fangirl girl #4,552,300 of Metalocalypse. And like most fangirls of this show, I am in love with Toki Wartooth. Not to say that MY obsession (oh heavens no) is on the verge of becoming creepy, but ya know... I already went through my finding-animated-people-attractive thing. D: But seriously, wouldn't YOU want a cute boy with an accent who says "I love sausage festival!"? I BET YOU WOULD. And I'm watching the first season DVD endlessly like a freak, but it's the only thing I feel like watching lately. Also, the Blogger photo stuff is weird, so pictures above.

Super Sperm

Ok, so this term has been recently changed. Super sperm is no longer exclusively for women who have a tendency to knock other women up. Now, there are vampires who can knock female HUMANS up. :D Interesting discovery....