German Sex Education

This is the way advertising, education, media, anything to do with informing the people should be. America has taken in this whole "don'f offend" anyone thing. Well kids, if you don't offend, sometime (a lot of the time) you get nowhere. People don't act when they feel no emotion towards a piece. It's just there, and blah. This is a good example of a serious issue made serious:


Text:

“Diagnosis: Between life and death lies only .003 milimeters of latex.
Notes: Every year, 3 million people die resulting from AIDs world wide.
Use: Infrom yourself; knowledge protects against contamination/infection”




All we ever use is words. Not that words aren't powerful, in fact, sometimes they're the most powerful, but in this case, images for scare factor should be used. Unprotected sex is or could be a matter of life and death. An image like this will stick in a person's mind and they'll remember it. Frankness may offend people, but it gets to the point, and makes sure that the point is heard. All this bullshit with "politically correctness" is just an excuse to make our pieces of writing have a shit load more deadwood. Deadwood sucks people.

Dieting Advertising

Ok, so I decided to check my GaySpace stuff today. And there's at least 3 different companies trying to sell their dieting crap everytime I load the home page. One has this scrawny chick showing how much weight she lost by the pant size. But she's nasty skinny. Like on the verge of Ausschwitz skinny. THAT IS NOT HOT! Ok? You women need to be proud of your bodies.


If you'd like to lose weight, take the time to cook a decent meal that consists mostly of fuits and veggies, not meat. Complex carbohydrates are great too, but don't over do those either. The fruits and veggies will make you feel better too. It's a win win there. A long with the fruits and veggies, stay away from chemically and factory manufactured products. Stuff like margarine, shorting, american cheese, velveeta, spaghetti-os, fake egg products, etc. This stuff has almost no nutritional value. Not only that, it tastes like crap and has bad side effects that come up later, after eating a bunch of it...not only that it tastes like shit compared to the real stuff.


For margarine verus butter, margarine is produced using extreme heat conditions, and chemicals (to get it to the consistency of butter and to make it taste and look like butter). Margarine triggers the stress hormone in your body that produces bad cholesterol. Butter, on the other hand, is made from cow's milk fat. REAL fat...of which your brain functions partly on. It's like the difference between eating a real hamburger and one of those plastic toys you buy your kids. Dude, flies won't even eat margarine...and they eat feces!

But that's not all. You can't just change your eating habits. Start exercising. Exercising will help you use up the calories you take in through eating. If you eat a lot, you'll have to exercise a lot. Eat less, exercise less. Exercise is also good for relieving stress. Stress is one hell of a fat builder. It's your body's survival instincts becoming active. Way back when...stress was usually an indicator of food shortage, bad climate, disease, etc...Now we get stress from our jobs, children, economy, government, etc. Just take some time each day to sit back and chill. Clear your mind of all the stressful crap. Stress not only produces fat, it produces the bad cholesterol. Bad news, both for your weight, and for your heart.

One of the best album titles

"I likew volumizing shampoo, because I wanna know what my hair has to say"

OMG!

Kso, there was a Halloween Sale at Tate's, and people in costume got their pictures taken and uploaded to the site. Guess which Stalker Sister got her photo uuuup~

And dude, someone even favored it on Flickr... >_> [/feels speshual]

Flatulence

I Have To Complain and Other Stuff

First, my complaining: EVERY road I was on today, except I-694 was going below the speed limits. I-94 had a crash and was backed up all the way to I-35E, but the crash was cleared by the time I got to where it was supposed to be. So I was late because some dipshits couldn't pay attention to where they were going. It was a clear day, and the drivers would be going west, before the sun had risen. Really, now, be cool and pay attention. Put down the damn cell phones and look in your blind spot.

Second, I have to say sorry Rachie, I don't mean to be mean to you when I poke fun at you. I poke fun at everyone, when I can. I don't mean anything by it. I just like challenging people.

Third, I have to make a hierarchy poster for my class on a bodily function. I'm totally doing my poster on farting. This should be done in Tin Foil Army style, and I'll probably post it here and at the Melting Pot. And anywhere else I see fit to post it. :D

I hate everything, also, AAAAAAHNGST

On Friday I was unreasonably happy. I woke up jumping and everything was dandy out of my ass, this was a rare thing. I wondered how long it'd last, and it went well into last night. Which is good. Then I wake up today wanting to turn into Godzilla so I can smash everything with my feet, after realizing how kinda useless I am. I don't have to be posting this, but no one's on and I'm gonna lose it like I do every week, because that's what happens when my sugar supply gets cut off. So fuck this.

I have no niche, I run around my room all day doing nothing other than go online and play the same Zelda game for hours straight. I only come out of the cave to turn off the air or get food, but otherwise I don't do anything. I'm a waste, and everyone's sick of me never doing anything, but I dunno how to fix it. I'm pissed off or down most of the time and I get hounded on for it, and it takes forever to get Mr. Nona Shortness to get on a phone so I can get someone to listen, but he has his own shit going so I feel selfish.

The only place I have in any group is to be made the little kid and to be made fun of for being stupid and it's not gonna change anytime soon. That's the only entertainment I give anyone, so I eiter be a tight ass or let it happen so something kinda good comes out of being here.

Also, fuck everything.

Tash wants an updated TFA

Well, SHE GETS ONE! D8<

The world can rotate around the sun now.

I Need to Bitch

About one thing in particular. WHY IS THE ADULT IN THIS SIGN A FEMALE?!


I hate it that women are always the ones pictured with the kids. Why not the men? Because it's still the dark ages when men only provided sperm and food for the children? FUCK THAT! Women and men have an EQUAL share in raising a child.

Which means I hate when signs like that show women instead of an asexual person.

Hey, I just felt the need to post something

We still don't have a post for October, so I'll start us off. We've come up with a few new concepts in the last few days. The Tin Foil News; Burrito Army; Tash's Computer Idiocy Book. Stuff along those lines.

In school, I've been told I have to make a timeline, so I'm making one on the TFA. And I do believe it's the time of year I'm supposed to make a newsletter for us. Where to start, eh? Yo, Rachel, I need new stylized TFA members!

Oh yeah, I'll share a few hot dudes with y'all!

I'll start off with Dero from Oomph! Who's band just released their album, which rocks. Their videos are top key too :D!
(I'mma just post the whole band and kill two birds with one stone(though I'd never really kill a bird, I'd feel bad for it))

Dero is in the center of the photo, btw.

Who else have I been looking at? Oh yeah, there's the 11,000-year-old Atlantean God named Archeron, but he's a fictional character in a book, so....

I'll post a pic of Bella and Edward from Twilight (can't waits for the movie):