I think I'm bi or something

What would you think after realizing the hetero porn does nothing for you? Lezzies and boobs, AMERICA FUCK YEAH *boioioioioiing*

But then after I feel weird about fapping to a chick, I look up some Dethklok porn and all is well... But the fact that it's cartoon porn must mean I have some sort of issue, right? Jebus.

Can't they find hot porn dudes who don't have hairless bodies and aren't either fat or too muscley? And for the love of god, IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU. MAKE THE CHICK GASM!! That's partly why I dislike hetero porn, I don't watch it and go "Wowie, that'd feel sweet". No, it's a chick shoving her hips down a guy's ding dong, while he pounds it in her like he's filling up a fish tank. THAT. DON'T. DO. SHIT. FOR. MY. VAGINA.

Also, seeing as YouPorn is my only option to find porn on until I get my own comp... Yeah... I can't find much good stuff.

And also... How did I spend 3 minutes writing about porn? I was supposed to be in bed two hours ago. <_< ... BYE! :D